tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post4398555592694963351..comments2023-10-26T07:41:25.639-07:00Comments on In the Mommy Trenches: If…. You are a Better Mom Than MePatriciahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17943532025439642674noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-7186051885898467562012-02-05T15:03:09.275-08:002012-02-05T15:03:09.275-08:00I'm not a better mom than you :)I'm not a better mom than you :)Penelopehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15718128591448417498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-20530087106722760492012-01-30T23:08:15.821-08:002012-01-30T23:08:15.821-08:00Fun Post! I linked up and played too. http://jewk...Fun Post! I linked up and played too. http://jewkes5.blogspot.com/2012/01/ifyou-are-better-mom-than-me.htmlCherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05969932122720652738noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-65785941863724899802012-01-30T06:58:55.799-08:002012-01-30T06:58:55.799-08:00If ya make it though a visit with the grandkiddos ...If ya make it though a visit with the grandkiddos a day on the Ponderosa without usin' the word 'Stupid' and bein' reminded that, "oh Grandma...that's a bad word and Mama doesn't allow us to say that!!!"<br /><br />What can it say...the 'stupid' cow WAS out again!!!! Heeehehehe!<br /><br />I just popped over from Helene's place, (don't ya just love her?) to say 'howdy'!<br /><br />From the happy hills and hollers of the Missouri Mountains, ya'll have a blessed and beautiful week now, ya hear???Nezzy (Cow Patty Surprise)https://www.blogger.com/profile/10175389676508928061noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-2656254129920649232012-01-30T05:26:24.074-08:002012-01-30T05:26:24.074-08:00If you don't roll your eyes, absently nod your...If you don't roll your eyes, absently nod your head and mumble "um, hum" over and over while your talkaholic daughter chatters away at you, you're a better mom than me.<br /><br />If you don't want to toss your 18 month old out the window when she wakes up at 3am and refuses to go back to seep until 5, you're a better mom than me. <br /><br />If you don't tell your kids they'll end up on that show Beyond Scared Straight if they don't behave and listen to you, you're a better mom than me. <br /><br />If you don't go into your kid's rooms with a big ol' hefty garbage bag after you drop them at school to do the old toy purge, you're a better mom than me. <br /><br />If you bought your kids anything better than Target furniture because they can't take care of their shit and don't want to waste money on the good and expensive stuff, you're a better mom tha me. <br /><br />If your child's hair is perfectly coiffed every single school day, you're a better mom than me. <br /><br />If you've never gone to bed with a sink full of dishes, left the clothes in the dryer and toys on the floor after a rough day, you're a better mom than me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-62457435851854814092012-01-28T06:27:55.184-08:002012-01-28T06:27:55.184-08:00I can so relate to this list! So glad I'm not...I can so relate to this list! So glad I'm not the only one who's not the perfect mom. I love the email one above. I'm especially guilty of that.juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04164652926032406962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-20680089164023088592012-01-26T10:49:33.598-08:002012-01-26T10:49:33.598-08:00Love this! Here's mine:
If you hate it when ...Love this! Here's mine:<br /><br />If you hate it when it's time for your kids to go to bed.....then you're a better mom than me!Mrs. Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11391375043884291230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-25978598149543375962012-01-26T10:30:02.114-08:002012-01-26T10:30:02.114-08:00Love this!!!! I don't know any mom who "...Love this!!!! I don't know any mom who "happily" wipes her child's butt!! <br /><br />Let's see....<br /><br />If you never check your e-mail while your kids are in the middle of telling you a story of something that happened at school..you are a better mom than me.<br /><br />If you happily allow your children to help you cook dinner every night without completely losing your shit...you are a better mom than me.<br /><br />If your husband comes home from work and lays on the sofa, complaining about how tired he is while you've been fighting with the kids to do their homework while trying to get dinner ready and you don't smash him upside the head with a frying pan...you are definitely a way better mom than me.Helenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10743718606624231459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7515472762446988919.post-75178833627817340412012-01-26T07:34:43.497-08:002012-01-26T07:34:43.497-08:00This was so funny! And you have a beautiful, brigh...This was so funny! And you have a beautiful, bright blog. I subscribed. :)<br /><br />Hmmm... A better mom than me quote?<br /><br />If your waffles are homemade... yabmtm<br /><br />If your kids play quietly while you're on the phone... yabmtm<br /><br />If you can remember the three things you woke up in the morning to do... yabmtm<br /><br />Fun post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com